The world"s best Yiddish dirty jokes by Mr. "P".

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Published by Citadel Press in Secaucus, N.J .

Written in English

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Subjects:

  • Yiddish wit and humor.,
  • Sex -- Humor.

Edition Notes

Book details

StatementMr. "P" ; with drawings by Robbie Stillerman.
Classifications
LC ClassificationsPN6231.J5 M7 1984
The Physical Object
Pagination116 p. :
Number of Pages116
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL2910872M
ISBN 100806508876
LC Control Number84141730
OCLC/WorldCa11089049

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